I don’t think the Bon Iver record is the kind of record that would get nominated for a Grammy—I would get up there and be like, ‘This is for my parents, because they supported me,’ because I know they would think it would be stupid of me not to go up there. But I kinda felt like going up there and being like: ‘Everyone should go home, this is ridiculous. You should not be doing this. We should not be gathering in a big room and look at each other and pretending this is important.’ That’s what I would say.Justin Vernon